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{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
{"type":"standard","title":"Sleeping Luck","displaytitle":"Sleeping Luck","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3207193","titles":{"canonical":"Sleeping_Luck","normalized":"Sleeping Luck","display":"Sleeping Luck"},"pageid":19288777,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Sleeping_Luck_poster.jpg","width":265,"height":376},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Sleeping_Luck_poster.jpg","width":265,"height":376},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254304323","tid":"1229b9fb-96ad-11ef-b735-698cfa81ba69","timestamp":"2024-10-30T10:52:35Z","description":"2003 Spanish film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Luck","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Luck?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Luck?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sleeping_Luck"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Luck","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sleeping_Luck","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Luck?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sleeping_Luck"}},"extract":" Sleeping Luck is a 2003 film directed by Ángeles González-Sinde which stars Adriana Ozores alongside Félix Gómez and Pepe Soriano.","extract_html":"
Sleeping Luck is a 2003 film directed by Ángeles González-Sinde which stars Adriana Ozores alongside Félix Gómez and Pepe Soriano.
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The Yamaha FZ750 is a sports motorcycle produced by Yamaha Motor Corporation between 1985 and 1991. The FZ750 is notable for several reasons, perhaps the most radical being the 5-valve cylinder head. This became something of a Yamaha trademark. The FZ750 would be the first bike in the Genesis design concept.
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