{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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